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MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER
We are proud to announce the return of an old favorite, Samson's "Town & Country" Sauce. A slightly sweet sauce, with a touch of heat.
EXCELLENT for steaks, hamburgers, pork chops, barbecue, seafoods, soups, stews, gravies, dressings, eggs, bloody Mary's, and the rest is just foolishness. Also used for baldness, hangovers, aphrodisia, and amnesia.
20 drops will cure insanity or else drive you crazy. Not recommended for prickly heat, poison ivy, shortness of breath, or hemorrhoids.
Antidote for Overdosage - Spend the night in the deep freeze unit - this might cause a stiffening effect, but the older you are, the quicker the recovery. Like a lot of things after 50, a little goes a long way.
Developed by Gurney Boren, whose father created the “Original” Samson’s Sauce in 1925. “Town & Country” Sauce also features a Comic Label.
MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER
We are proud to announce the return of an old favorite, Samson's "Town & Country" Sauce. A slightly sweet sauce, with a touch of heat.
EXCELLENT for steaks, hamburgers, pork chops, barbecue, seafoods, soups, stews, gravies, dressings, eggs, bloody Mary's, and the rest is just foolishness. Also used for baldness, hangovers, aphrodisia, and amnesia.
20 drops will cure insanity or else drive you crazy. Not recommended for prickly heat, poison ivy, shortness of breath, or hemorrhoids.
Antidote for Overdosage - Spend the night in the deep freeze unit - this might cause a stiffening effect, but the older you are, the quicker the recovery. Like a lot of things after 50, a little goes a long way.
Developed by Gurney Boren, whose father created the “Original” Samson’s Sauce in 1925. “Town & Country” Sauce also features a Comic Label.