Samson's Sauce Original - Bulk

from $35.00
Limit 10 per order

MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER

EXCELLENT for steaks, hamburgers, pork chops, barbecue, seafoods, soups, stews, gravies, dressings, eggs, bloody Mary's, and the rest is just foolishness. Also used for baldness, hangovers, aphrodisia, and amnesia.

20 drops will cure insanity or else drive you crazy. Not recommended for prickly heat, poison ivy, shortness of breath, or hemorrhoids.

Antidote for Overdosage - Spend the night in the deep freeze unit - this might cause a stiffening effect, but the older you are, the quicker the recovery. Like a lot of things after 50, a little goes a long way.

Samson's Sauce Original Comic Label is the original label designed by granddaddy Simpson in the 1940's.

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MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER

EXCELLENT for steaks, hamburgers, pork chops, barbecue, seafoods, soups, stews, gravies, dressings, eggs, bloody Mary's, and the rest is just foolishness. Also used for baldness, hangovers, aphrodisia, and amnesia.

20 drops will cure insanity or else drive you crazy. Not recommended for prickly heat, poison ivy, shortness of breath, or hemorrhoids.

Antidote for Overdosage - Spend the night in the deep freeze unit - this might cause a stiffening effect, but the older you are, the quicker the recovery. Like a lot of things after 50, a little goes a long way.

Samson's Sauce Original Comic Label is the original label designed by granddaddy Simpson in the 1940's.